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nevver:

how to:

• Swim
• Handle firearms
• Speak in public
• Cook
• Typewrite
• Ride a horse
• Drive a car
• Dance
• Drink
• And speak at least one foreign language well

The Art of Manliness

I know very few men who know how to ride a horse; could it be that I am the manliest of all?

I can do all of these things to a decent extent, except speak a foreign language fluently, or speak well in public.

I wouldn’t call myself a man.